Will Sasso

Matt

Fred

Alec Betts

Joe

Sheriff McClelland

Montgomery Nash

Bill

Big Mike

Hunk

Brett

Maxie Zeus, Jennifer's Husband

Mr. Ellingboe

BaBa

Gene Ghoulib

Vince Logan

Gluttonator, Union Boss

Mike

Terry

Mountie Archambault

Jim McAllister, Jim, Jim McCallister

Carmine Streeto

Ben Burns

Mooska

Dave

Petey Pierce

Wasserstein

Dennis

Gesh

Darren Marsh

Liam

Billy

Roy

Coach Irontoe

Mall Santa

Will Sasso

Ben

Will Sasso

Mayor Anthony Tangenti

Various

Will Sasso

Yogi Raymond

Hunk

Baked Potato, Yellow Pepper

Mr. Fetcher

Legal Aid Lawyer

Armand

Seth Gallagher

Marvin Collins

The Sledgehammer

Lou

Harper Thomas

Security Guard, Gerbils, Amazon Kiosk, Angry Shapeshifting Veteran

Andy

Officer O'Connor

Hank Novak

Parker

Neil

Frank Nitti

Tommy Margaretti

Accident Guy

Jerry (segment "The Pitch")

Pirate

Randy Newman

Jimmy

Kris Claus

Robert Sherman

Clyde

Curly

Yanis Papadiamantopoulos

Paul

Will

Terry Lockwood

Awesomest Maximus

Booter Lee Bogg, Damien Mercury

Guest

Dr. Shaw

Frankie

Al Sura

Vince Goodson

Alan

Josh

Balthazor Hellman

Señor Kaplan

Officer Bungalon

Donald Trump, Robert De Niro

Anthony

Dirk

Hekakiah

Office Bailnt, Tucker

Bill

Jesse Buchwald

Dave

Deputy O'Mally

Brett 'Big Boy' Rowan

Russ

Fortunio Balducci

Jed

Doug Martin

Bark

Randy Newman, James Lipton

Jay Lester

Andrew

Heckler

Producer

Carl Monari

Willie Smits

Phil Coulson, Ceres, American Girl Store Manager

AC Repairman

Mason Lafoon

Fishin' Hole Guy

Chris Sadler

Larry, Larry's Doctor, Max, Ken, Bobby Briggs, Ziggy the Zygote, Bernie the Hamster, Todd, Randy Newman

Fake 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin

Hank Vilmes

Fat Dog

Pete

Guy in Bar

Chet Walters

Officer Bob

Pete

Pizza Boy

Mover #1

Mover

Various, Kenny Rogers, Bill Clinton, Juror, Bartender, Talkin' American Host, Robert De Niro, Tony Soprano, Fred from 'I Love Lucy '98', Hanson, Michael Caine, Student, Birthday Dad, Hank Richardson, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Dad, Jerry Falwell, Roger, Chris Finn, Huge Jim Haden, Larry Flynt, Senor Bag of Crap, Secret Service Agent Tommy, Big John, King, Elton John, Vampire Umpire, Eracist Player Hugh, Fred Metz, Line-Up Guy #1, Rui, Perry White, Lorne's Father, Man in Toilet, Johnny Burger, Peter Sanders as Timmy, Charlie Newall, Detective, Nick, Harris

Gomez Calhoun

Heavy Guy

Heckler #2

Shy Young Orderly

Russell

Tomcat

Curly

Leslie Stokes

Derek Wakaluk

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